Fuck it, I got one now.
I am going to write a novella to self publish. Going to take The Chain very seriously, go about that in the long-winded I WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY SO REJECT ME! way that it entails, but in 2012, I am going to write a novella to self publish. Something very pulp-fiction-y... may even use the Richard Faraday character. I don't know. Haven't thought about it more than just "Hey, this is what I'm gonna do."
But why not?