Friday, 27 February 2009

Hey, you, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Who wants to be famous?!

I have a checklist you need to complete if you want to be a presenter on any "hip/cool" new magazine show:
  • Do you conform to the populist image of the day?
  • Do you have a quirky personality?
  • Do you have an irritating/grating accent?
  • Do you have no shame?
  • Are you prepared to sell your soul to the celebrity obsessed society that the rest of the world has become?
  • Do you wish to perform acts of verbal fellatio upon those who should not be famous themselves?
  • Are you easily sculpted by those who believe they know better than you?
If so...

Welcome to the 21st century. Enjoy your stay.

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